Just because everywhere you look you see dog piss, it doesn't mean that the world is covered in it.... or does it?

How do you take your Coffee? I'll have mine with 2 teaspoons of free will and Jenkem on the side please.

Wondering why your children's educations are suffering? Maybe we should bring back a few lessons from the past.....and incorporate some BINGO for God's sake.

Too busy to make dinner? Too tired to eat it? Let your new FOOP multi-appliance do both with surprisingly satisfying results!

Hurry hard ladies! Who's calling the shots anyway?

Open up your ear holes and breathe deeply the heady funk of billionaires.

Hey there! You sound nice. Earn as much as $15K a month from the comfort of your home. Just answer my @#!@&!$ text. Luv ya. Lucy.

It's hard to know who to trust in politics anymore, but CFI Cares.

Things get hot and spicy at the Smithers Town Council meeting when Gary Schetner attempts to pitch a replacement for the town’s Swiss decorative theme.

What's singular, idiosyncratic and fits inside a Tim Hortons cup? Spoiler: it might make you want to bang your cousin.

Not all endings are happy, but that won't stop the league from trying to give you one.

The world is so noisy, it's nice when you can actually get a real person on the line.

ASMR. Misophonia. Farting. Indulge in a cacophony of sound guaranteed to make you ask yourself “What the f*** did I just listen to”? (earplugs recommended)

Look around you, you see all those trees? You think they just magically appeared? Think again!

Clap backs and ad busts - Gary's at it again.

Ever wonder what mysteries and miracles manifest in the space that exists beyond the suffocating confines of our 3D universe? Peak-a-boo, It’s money (and pizza).

It's back! And it's making community with a vengeance.

Sandra's items are ready to move! Well, except for that. And that. And that, you know what? Just put it all back.

Breath.Strength.Perineum Sunburns...

Now with fish sauce!

Prove you're a leader by following the Steve Tabor Institute of New Knowledge.

Never get invited to a party again! Guaranteed.

Containers as far as the eye can see filled with opportunity, freedom...and other disposable garbage.

He's the patriarch of the paranormal, the apostle of alien encounters, the translator of time travel. He is at the centre of every crop circle and puts the 'phenom' in phenomenon.This is Close to Coast with Gym Tocsin.