The world is so noisy, it's nice when you can actually get a real person on the line.

ASMR. Misophonia. Farting. Indulge in a cacophony of sound guaranteed to make you ask yourself “What the f*** did I just listen to”? (earplugs recommended)

Look around you, you see all those trees? You think they just magically appeared? Think again!

Clap backs and ad busts - Gary's at it again.

Ever wonder what mysteries and miracles manifest in the space that exists beyond the suffocating confines of our 3D universe? Peak-a-boo, It’s money (and pizza).

It's back! And it's making community with a vengeance.

Sandra's items are ready to move! Well, except for that. And that. And that, you know what? Just put it all back.

Breath.Strength.Perineum Sunburns...

Now with fish sauce!

Prove you're a leader by following the Steve Tabor Institute of New Knowledge.

Never get invited to a party again! Guaranteed.

Containers as far as the eye can see filled with opportunity, freedom...and other disposable garbage.

He's the patriarch of the paranormal, the apostle of alien encounters, the translator of time travel. He is at the centre of every crop circle and puts the 'phenom' in phenomenon.This is Close to Coast with Gym Tocsin.

Sandra Gilcrest is a purrfectly sane cat-lover. She just doesn't see why dogs and dog-owners have blatantly received favouritism from cross country ski centres across the country. Here in the north, Sandra and BV XC Ski Club President Si...

When you really think about it, bureaucracy is a pwetty wittle word!     Written, edited and produced by Haasen Pod. Voice work by Pam Haasen, Patrick Williston, Ichabod De La Rue and Greg Young

What is or isn't the PULSINATOR? The possibilites of this multi-use tool are endless! Act now and get PULSINATED!     Written by Patrick Williston with voice work by Ichabod De La Rue, Greg Young,...

My Crotch Is Not A Seat - as much a slogan (and charming acronym) as it is a way of life. The shred is gnarly on this one, bro. Ichabod De La Rue dissects the severed history between man and bar.   Written by Ichabod...

Join us at the Smithers Professional Association of Zen, the ultimate in mindful, stress-free, zen-ish, calmly practice and you can take that to the bank, brother!   Written by Ichabod De La Rue Voice work by Ichabod, Greg ...

Gary Schetner, owner, CEO, and outgoing package labeller for the Canadian Freedom Initiative has a sweet new proposal for the Bulky Valley in British Columbia for Triple Cherry Mine, a sure winner from a proven player!   Written b...

In this documentary, an artist struggles to find his place in the wide world of high culture with only a can-do attitude and some googly eyes!   Written by Pam Haasen Voice Acting by Pam, Ichabod De La Rue, Greg Young, Patr...

Hey guys, too lazy to get ripped this summer? Forget the sweat, and just get your butt into a pair of Kumgudders ©CanadianFreedomInitiative, Inc. Kumgudders will get your bod from dud to thud (that's the sound of your lover pushing you u...

Ichabod and Gary go head-to-head in this culminating interview never before heard! Will Ichabod finally get a clear answer from Gary Schetner, CEO, President, and former outgoing Package Labeller of ©CanadianFreedomInitiative, LLC? Will ...

Gary Schetner, President, CEO and Outgoing Package Labeller for the Canadian Freedom Initiative sits down with intrepid news reporter Ichabod De La Rue to discuss the exciting new pipeline proposal in the Bulky Valle...

History Revealed: How the Bulkley Valley curdled under the pressure of the Dairy Boom (and bust) of 1918. The story of Jebidiah's quest for unpasturized power and the demise ...